LAUREL COUNTY, Ky. —
When he got back home, Dad picked up the phone and sure enough two local gossips were in heavy conversation.
One of them said to the other, “You can’t believe a word Elmer Adams says.”
The other one asked, Why’s that?”
The first one said, “That tale about Joyce shooting LC was just a big lie. I saw him a few minutes ago out in the garden hoeing his taters.”